The Trade Confederation of Singhapala Bisaya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lumay Temuldav with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.969 billion Bisayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sotto. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singhapala Bisayan economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 323,092 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting the best Singhapala Bisayan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, a third of Bisayans are e-certified CEOs, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and Lumay Temuldav's reputation is hard as nails. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Singhapala Bisaya's national animal is the Great Philippine Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Singhapala Bisaya is ranked 15,992^nd in the world and 22^nd in Lands End for Highest Food Quality, scoring 131.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.